486) SYERAP FILES: In the Vatican, white smoke from its roof signals a new Pope. In Malacanang, black smoke means GMA is still burning those Election Returns!

487) SYERAP FILES: To Gen. Angelo Reyes: Would you classify receiving 2 Million Pesos each month from Pagcor as "authorized allowance"? Pls. explain to the public.

488) SYERAP FILES: Pinasasauli na ni Mike Arroyo ang lahat ng Pustiso na ibinigay niya sa mga Pulis, kasi dapat daw walang Ngipin mga Pulis laban sa Jueteng!

489) SYERAP FILES: Mapapawalang bisa na kasal ni GMA at Mike Arroyo kasi magkapatid pala sila. Ayon kay Susan Roces: "Ang sinungaling ay kapatid ng magnanakaw!"

490) SYERAP FILES: Angie Reyes had a big smile at Bicutan. Robot & Global, potential witnesses linking him to hostage ransoms and kickbacks of Erap era were silenced.

491) SYERAP FILES: Pinoys were delighted to read the Inquirer banner (Fri, Apr. 29): "Punongbayan killed" ... Akala kasi pinatay na sa wakas ang Head of State nila!

492) SYERAP FILES: REPORTER: Your Eminence, what is your dying wish? SIN: I want to copy the crucifixion & have 2 THIEVES on each side. Pls tell GMA & Mike to volunteer.

493) SYERAP FILES: The Philippine Embassy in Rome was so worried with the Vatican visit of GMA. They couldnt find a $20,000 a night hotel suite anywhere!

494) SYERAP FILES: Another proof that Pinoys want GMA & her fellow-criminals out of Malacanang: Everytime they wave at her, they only do it now with their middle finger!

495) SYERAP FILES: Beware of vicious, blood-sucking, man-eating reptiles in Malacanang namely the: aSAWA, ANAKonda & BAYAWak !

496) SYERAP FILES: God has a "Lie-Clock" for all. You lie, its hands move. The Pope's clock never moved. Gloria's clock?? It's used by Satan as an Electric Fan !