497) SYERAP FILES: Q: Kung ang laro ni Ping Lacson as a boy ay 'Hide-Intsik', ano naman sakit ni Mikey Arroyo as a little boy? A: 'Bed-Jueteng'
498) SYERAP FILES: Find the word that really hurt GMA in this latest from Bush: "We will win the war on terrorism, with the help of RELIABLE allies around the globe."
499) SYERAP FILES: According to our Malacanang mole, presidential spokesman Ignacio Bunye will announce tomorrow that it was not GMA who apologized on TV last night.
500) SYERAP FILES: GMA names Ben Abalos special envoy to the Vatican. Expect Cardinal Vidal to win over Cardinals Ratzinger & Arinze by over a million votes!
501) SYERAP FILES: Attention #1 kay PNP Chief Gen. Arturo Lomibao: Ang labas po sa Jueteng kahapon sa loob ng Malacanang ay 12-27 at 22-9.
502) SYERAP FILES: DATI: Gloria- Ina ng Bayan ... NGAYON: Gloria- Tang Ina ng Bayan!
503) SYERAP FILES: "Kung ano ang bunga, siya'ng puno". If Mikey gets P600,000 a month from Jueteng, magkano kaya kay GMA at Mike??
504) SYERAP FILES: Headline: "GMA to fight destabilizers". Does this mean she'll now fight Mike, Mikey & herself??
505) SYERAP FILES: First Family Aliases: Mike: "Ama ng mga Pustiso"; Gloria: "Tangina ng Bayan"; Mikey: "Anak ng Jueteng!"
506) SYERAP FILES: Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose your job. Recovery is when GMA loses hers!
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"I'M MARRIED TO THE COUNTRY" - Gloria Makapili Arroyo (no wonder she keeps SCREWING the Filipino people!)
About Me
- Name: LCB
- Location: Philippines
Undertow was the title of my column for the Philippine Chronicle. I have been blogging since. I am a lover of the Scriptures, having read the entire King James Version (not by choice though) at a younger age. I think I have a little Amish blood in me, having abandoned my car (by choice this time)in my garage for quite some time now, and doing away just fine from many of the comforts in life, having resorted to commuting daily. I am a grandson of Jorge Bocobo, and in my veins I know runs his blood of patriotism and nationalism and a genuine love for God and country. Somehow, more of that same blood has transfused in me and at times at high-blood levels to expose and correct any form of injustice done to the helpless. I love the Law, first God's, and second man's, believing that both must always be an integral part of every human being.
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