tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59608092011-10-27T12:15:10.740-07:00"I'M MARRIED TO THE COUNTRY" - Gloria Makapili Arroyo (no wonder she keeps SCREWING the Filipino people!)LCBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01220724889092808040noreply@blogger.comBlogger1631100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5960809.post-74403015688286757732007-11-15T04:05:00.000-08:002007-11-15T04:08:20.493-08:00

513) SYERAP FILES: Attn Batasan Bomber: Next time, please park more motorcycles inside the Plenary Hall during a session. (Signed), The Filipino People.

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512) SYERAP FILES: Halloween party sa Malacanang. Lahat ng Cabinet nag-attend wearing their respective costumes. Si Sec. Raul Gonzalez nag-attend din pero 'di nakapag-costume, pero nanalo pa rin siya ng "Best in Costume" !

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511) SYERAP FILES: Notice to the Public: If you see a brand new heavily-tinted black BMW 745i with license plates ZTE 200 with FG Mike on the wheel, that's Ben Abalos' car. BACK OFF!

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510) SYERAP FILES: Now it can be told. Dwarves do exist in palaces, sit on high chairs and grant wishes to those who recognize them. Erap wished for a pardon.

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509) SYERAP FILES: Perfect combination sina Gloria Macapagal at Ronnie Puno. It's called MACAPUNO! Puno ng corruption, panunuhol, pagsisinungaling, pandaraya, pagnanakaw, bribery, etc., etc.!

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508) SYERAP FILES: Tanong: What is the difference between the Philippine Congress and the Durian fruit? Sagot: The PRICKS of the Durian fruit are outside ...

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507) SYERAP FILES: Q: Why did the 'VICE-PRESIDENT NOLI DE CASTRO NATIONAL LIBRARY' close down? A: Someone forgot to return the book508) SYERAP FILES: Good riddance to you Gloria! A specially-made electric chair should promise to keep you toasty and warm throughout the rainy season.509) SYERAP FILES: Q: Kung meron Joseph Ratzinger ang Vatican, ano naman meron ang 'Pinas? A: Joseph Lazinger-o510)

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497) SYERAP FILES: Q: Kung ang laro ni Ping Lacson as a boy ay 'Hide-Intsik', ano naman sakit ni Mikey Arroyo as a little boy? A: 'Bed-Jueteng'498) SYERAP FILES: Find the word that really hurt GMA in this latest from Bush: "We will win the war on terrorism, with the help of RELIABLE allies around the globe."499) SYERAP FILES: According to our Malacanang mole, presidential spokesman Ignacio Bunye

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486) SYERAP FILES: In the Vatican, white smoke from its roof signals a new Pope. In Malacanang, black smoke means GMA is still burning those Election Returns!487) SYERAP FILES: To Gen. Angelo Reyes: Would you classify receiving 2 Million Pesos each month from Pagcor as "authorized allowance"? Pls. explain to the public.488) SYERAP FILES: Pinasasauli na ni Mike Arroyo ang lahat ng Pustiso na

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481) SYERAP FILES: Free or not free, it was immoral for a pseudo-1st gentleman to occupy the suite. Sigurado, ninakaw pa nya mga twalya, tsinelas, water heater, etc..482) SYERAP FILES: GMA's LIES: 1) i wont run for pres; 2) i won!; 3) the crisis is over; 4) the pope told me to lead edsa2; 5) i didnt get a single centavo from jueteng.483) SYERAP FILES: military movement tonite. more resignations

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475) SYERAP FILES: Q: what do Toting Bunye and a Spanish Corrida have in common? A: a lot of Bullshit476) SYERAP FILES: Beware of the Vampire Vat who's been squatting in Malacanang since 2001. She sucks the lifeblood of every Filipino. Many more are in Congress.477) SYERAP FILES: Q: what single proof shows that GMA is pro-American and anti-Filipino? A: she shouted "YAHOO!" instead of "YEHEY!"478)

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472) SYERAP FILES: Kawawa naman si Juan dela Cruz, naging gatasan ng Kleptocratic gov't. ni Gloria Arroyo! NO! to 12% VAT! NO! to GMA & her fellow-felons in Congress! 473) SYERAP FILES: SHAME on these so-called "Honorable Congressmen" behind the 12% VAT! a clear conspiracy hatched with Gloria their mama dog against the Filipino people! 474) SYERAP FILES: Q: What's the difference between GMA's '

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470) SYERAP FILES: Never hold ur Fart. It may travel to ur Spine & ur Brain. That's how some Congressmen & Sec. Raul Gonzalez get SHITTY ideas like releasing JALOSJOS! 471) SYERAP FILES: Latest IBON survey shows GLORIA's rating plunges to NEGATIVE 74%! Grabe ha, magkano kaya uli ibinayad ng Malacanang sa mga pumabor sa kanya?!?

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469) SYERAP FILES: When PCEC pastors 'laid hands' on GMA, it was really to exorcise the legions of demons in her. In fact, the demons call her 'Teacher' & 'Mama Glo'.

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467) SYERAP FILES: Q: What's deadlier than the Asian Tsunami of '04? A: The Philippine Tsunano of '01 & '04. (She has killed more Pinoys due to hunger & corruption) 468) SYERAP FILES: REPORTER: sir, alin tuhod nyo ang ooperahan? kanan o kaliwa? ERAP: e di syempre parehong tuhod! kaya nga TWO-HOD e!! sinabi ko bang ONE-HOD?!? tanga!!!

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465) SYERAP FILES: "What does it profit a woman if she gains the presidency, yet loses her own soul and the love and respect of the (Filipino) people?" 466) SYERAP FILES: Gloria must be busy packing her fake Louis Vuitton & Prada bags now in the Palace. And like Christmas, her end is just around the corner!

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458) SYERAP FILES: Next to be buried is GMA. For her funeral march, she will be placed in a balikbayan box and will be pulled by an old goat. 459) SYERAP FILES: REPORTER: Sir, kahit dami ka anomalya, ano secret mo at 'di ka masipa sa GMA govt? ERIC BUHAIN: e ano ba sa tagalog ang SPORTS? e di PALAKASAN! 460) SYERAP FILES: Si FPJ dapat ilibing sa Libingan Ng Mga Bayani. Si GMA naman, pag

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456) SYERAP FILES: Recently, DENR Sec Mike Defensor issued 3 Timber License Agreements in Aurora & Quezon. The awardees are close to FG Mike. Now GMA blames the NPA?! 457) SYERAP FILES: PINOY1: lahat ng congressman magnanakaw! PINOY2: saket niyo naman magsalita. PINOY1: baket, congressman ka ba? PINOY2: hindi po, magnanakaw lang!

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455) SYERAP FILES: Mas matindi sa bagyong Yoyong ang susunod na bagyong parating! Ito ay ang bagyong Gloria. Walang ulan ... pero saksakan naman ng HANGIN !!!

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454) SYERAP FILES: REPORTER: Congressman Arroyo, kung sakaling babae uli ang magiging 2nd baby niyo ni misis, ano po ang ipapangalan niyo sa kanya? MIKEY: Marie Juana !

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453) SYERAP FILES: REPORTER: sir, ano po ang assignment niyo as Gov't. CARETAKER sa Malacanang? VP NOLI: e di laba, punas high-chair ni GMA, hugas arinola ni Mike....

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452) SYERAP FILES: Is it true that the posh Trump Tower condo unit of Gen. Carlos Garcia actually belongs to Gen. Angelo Reyes? ... "leave my condo alone!"

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450) SYERAP FILES: Do you know that GMA greeted FG Mike on EID'L FITR day? Because she doesn't get PLENTY anymore from him, she greeted him a happy IDLE PETER day! 451) SYERAP FILES: The name CARLOS FLORES GARCIA sums up to "666", the Devil's number. Same thing with the name ... MIGUEL TUASON ARROYO.

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448) SYERAP FILES: GMA's request for one on one talks with Bush at APEC was denied. She was placed in the 'least people to talk to' list in Bush's agenda. Asa pa sya! 449) SYERAP FILES: Official US Embassy report says PDI banner "Bush reaches out to GMA" is pure fallacy. It also hinted that this is 'wishful thinking' of GMA & Co.

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446) SYERAP FILES: IRAQI: give us $10M or we behead Tarongoy! GMA: no way! IRAQI: ok, open election returns instead! GMA: joke! pls txt me your bank & acct. no.! 447) SYERAP FILES: AFGHAN: get prisoners free or we behead Nayan! GMA: no way! AFGHAN: ok, we expose instead Dagul ur eldest son! GMA: joke! prisoners home tomoro!

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444) SYERAP FILES: She steals when u are sleeping, her mandate is a fake, her husband has been bad not good, so resign for the country's sake! (Merry X'mas ArteGlo!) 445) SYERAP FILES: GMA assigns VP Noli another post. He can now moonlight as a goalkeeper.

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442) SYERAP FILES: GMA spots talent fast. She saw conversion expertise of AFP CoS Abaya and appointed him immediately to the Bases Conversion Development Authority. 443) SYERAP FILES: Dear Mdme Pres of Cebu: For as long as you're Pres., we can never think positive & the fiscal crisis will never end. Resign first, then we think positive.

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441) SYERAP FILES: GMA: "Tapos na ang problemang Fiscalismo, Imperyalismo, Komunismo at Terorismo. Ang problema nalang ay Akonamismo, kaya madusa ka't Itiismo !"

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438) SYERAP FILES: Find the word that really hurt GMA in this latest from Bush: "We will win the war on terrorism, with the help of reliable allies around the globe." 439) SYERAP FILES: I rescued 2 askals from our street. The male i named Mike. He's big & fat but barks like a girl. The female i named Gloria - one ugly bitch! 440) SYERAP FILES: Dear Petron & Caltex: If you really want to do the

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436) SYERAP FILES: (Bunye before US elections) "..The Arroyo government is inclined to favor a Kerry presidency..." (Bunye after US elections) "Hi Dubya, we lub ya!" 437) SYERAP FILES: Bulok yung congratulatory message ni GMA kay Bush, with Bunye reading it, obvious na it was a 'fill in the blanks' message.

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433) SYERAP FILES: Latest IBON survey says GMA's net satisfaction rating plunges to MINUS 67.9%! Grabe ha, magkano kaya binayad ng Malacanang sa mga pumabor kay GMA?!? 434) SYERAP FILES: The Phil. Military Academy (PMA) & the Makati Business Club (MBC) have merged. They're now called Phil. Military Business Club of Makati (PMBCM) 435) SYERAP FILES: Do you know why the Ayalas 'made sure' that

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432) SYERAP FILES: To Gen. Angelo Reyes: Would you classify receiving 2 million pesos every month from Pagcor as "authorized allowance"?? Pls. explain to the public.

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429) SYERAP FILES: the ff is an intercepted txt msg of GMA to JDV: "Joe i want u2 put a stop immedtely to the house hearings on angie & garcia mabubuking tayo nyan!" 430) SYERAP FILES: Chavitisms: "If a man has 1 wife, wife often fights man. If a man has 2 wives, wives fight each other. But if a man has 4 wives, wives play mah-jong." 431) SYERAP FILES: Angie's DILG PR fund has now reached major

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427) SYERAP FILES: Q: What's the difference between a dead dog on the road & a dead Angelo Reyes on the road? A: There are skid marks before the dead dog. 428) SYERAP FILES: Lie-toting Bunye should resign! He's full of it, suffering from Verbal Diarrhea. He should return to his cave in Munti where he belongs. Sa loob!

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424) SYERAP FILES: Q: What did GMA ask Mike when she found out she was pregnant? A: "Are you sure it's mine?" 425) SYERAP FILES: Who are the two protectors of Gen. Carlos Garcia? Hint: Both have feminine sounding nicknames. One owns fighting cocks while the other owns smuggled horses. 426) SYERAP FILES: AFP 'Conversion King' turned his back on Erap & is about to do the same with GMA. Will he

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421) SYERAP FILES: Gen. Carlos Garcia has no tongue, but has 9 houses, 6 condos, 4 farms, 2 schools, 43 bank accts., 53 vehicles, 7 rolex watches, 35 dogs, 48 cats, 62 frogs .... 422) SYERAP FILES: Paid Ad: The PMA, (P)resident (M)acapagal (A)rroyo's training ground of soldiers for business. Remember, the higher the rank, the bigger the bank! 423) SYERAP FILES: Customs DepCom Ray Allas quit

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418) SYERAP FILES: mga mag-tocayo sa kurakot at kasinungalingan: Winston Garcia & Carlos Garcia; Mike Arroyo & Mike Defensor; Ignacio Arroyo & Ignacio Bunye. 419) SYERAP FILES: Gen. Carlos Garcia proves the Cockoach Theory: If you see one cockroach, then there must be a hundred more hiding somewhere. 420) SYERAP FILES: Unfair talaga! When a General gets sick, he goes to a private hospital. But

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411) SYERAP FILES: GMA's Horoscope: "Pabagsak na mga estrella (generals) mo. Bilang na mga araw mo. Mukhang di ka na tatagal pa ng 3 buwan. Bilisan sa pagnanakaw." 412) SYERAP FILES: (sing to the tune of London Bridge) GMA is falling down, falling down, falling down. GMA is falling down, marshmallow lady. (repeat) 413) SYERAP FILES: "I am my General's keeper." AFP corruption starts all the way

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410) SYERAP FILES: Q: Do you know why GMA will soon be driving our country towards a cliff? A: Because she can't see over the steering wheel.

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409) SYERAP FILES: Malacanang must be jittery over Bush's mention of RP in his debate w/ Kerry. After all, both Al-Qaeda & Ar-Royo are synonymous to terrorist acts !

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405) SYERAP FILES: REVILLA SR: Anak, ituloy mo iniwan kong gawain sa senado ha? BONG: Opo dad, magbibilang din ako ng butiki sa kisame ng senado. nakailan kayo?? 406) SYERAP FILES: Thank God Ramon Revilla didnt make DPWH secretary. Imagine a dept with 80 Revillas there, from assistant secretary to assistant janitor?! 407) SYERAP FILES: Bong Revilla wants to be both actor & senator. Hoy! Pls

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404) SYERAP FILES: Government Warning: (hopefully) Smoking WINSTON GARCIA cigarettes is harmful to the national budget, and may cause sudden death to GSIS employees.

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400) SYERAP FILES: Q: What's the similarity between Noah's Ark and Gloria's sinking 'MV Strong Republic? A: Parehong mga HAYUP ang sakay ng dalawang barko 401) SYERAP FILES: (senate hearing on escort services) SEN BONG: "hindi ako yon" SEN SERGE: "not me. maganda mrs. ko" SEN PING: "ako yung escort girl!" 402) SYERAP FILES: ok so Erap was a drinking, gambling president. better than a lying,

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398) SYERAP FILES: At last, malalaman na natin kung sino talaga si Jose Pidal. According to Sen. Miriam, si Jose Pidal ay walang iba kungdi si ... PIDAL RAMOS. 399) SYERAP FILES: Dapat palitan na ni Sec. Bunye ang programang 'The Working President' ni GMA. Dapat ang new title ay 'The Begging President' w/ JDV as co-host.

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397) SYERAP FILES: MIKE: (laseng) hon, may mumu sa banyo! GMA: ows?? MIKE: kashe, tuwing (hic!) bukash ko pinto, bukash din ilaw. GMA: tangnamo! kaw pala umiihi sa ref natin!

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396) SYERAP FILES: CORY: ok ba bago mong boyfriend? KRIS: yes mommeee! guwapo siya, 'di umiinom at 'di sugarol, at very understanding pa yung asawa at mga anak niya!

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395) SYERAP FILES: Malacanang denies report GMA was invited to the Royal Brunei wedding to be a Flower Girl. Bunye insists that she stood as sponsor to the newlyweds.

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392) SYERAP FILES: BUNYE: hoy di ba sabi ko sayo diligan mo mga orchids ni presidente?! GARDENER: pero sir, umuulan! BUNYE: bobo! di mag kapote ka! 393) SYERAP FILES: GMA was dared by the Senate to trim her own Pork. She responded immediately by putting Mike on a diet! 394) SYERAP FILES: Is is true that Sen. Bong Revilla will pass a bill making suicide attempts punishable by death? If that's

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391) SYERAP FILES: Q: Why are GMA's appointees hailed as the BEST & the BRIGHTEST? A: Because they are the BEST friends of Mike & the BRIGHTEST sa kurakot !

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390) SYERAP FILES: (in a friend's wake) NOLI: mam let's go! GMA: maaga pa naman a! NOLI: delikado po maiwan dito. sabi ng sign, "REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED"

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389) SYERAP FILES: Q: Why did the recently- inaugurated 'NOLI DE CASTRO NATIONAL LIBRARY' close down? A: Somebody forgot to return the book.

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388) SYERAP FILES: MARK LAPID: 'tay, duda ako kung talagang lab ako ni KRIS. 'nong gagawin ko para di nya ko iwan?? LITO LAPID: mag-asawa ka muna ng iba, at siguradong di ka nya iiwan!

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387) SYERAP FILES: REPORTER: sir, did you point your gun during the raid? EDU: no, i did not point my gun at anyone. i pointed my gun at EVERYONE !!!

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385) SYERAP FILES: REPORTER: mam tanong lang po, sa lahat ng mga NANNY na isinama niyo sa trip niyo, sino po sa kanila pinaka mahal niyo? GMA: e di si NANI Perez! 386) SYERAP FILES: REPORTER: mam isa pa pong tanong, e sino po naman sa mga NANNY niyo ang kasama niyo matulog sa kwarto? GMA: e di si NANI Perez pa rin!

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384) SYERAP FILES: REPORTER: sir, what is GMA's opinion on Abortion? BUNYE: well, the President knows that 100% of those who advocate it are those who have already been born...

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382) SYERAP FILES: Some translations GMA learned in China: 1) mommy look at the moon! = ma mon luk!; 2) dad where's the car? = ho to 'tay?; 3) ipakita mo sa nanay ko = siomai mami 383) SYERAP FILES: Name the following animal groups: Dogs? = Kennel; Whales? = Pod; Toads? = Knot; Foxes? = Skulk; Lions? = Sault; Asses? = Pace ... Buwayas? = Congress

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381) SYERAP FILES: The Bayanihan Fund needs your help. Deposit your hard earned money c/o PCIBank Acct. # 462-5073-74325 and make JDV and Jose Pidal and family happy.

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380) SYERAP FILES: Q: What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead GMA on the road? A: There are skid marks before the dead dog.

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378) SYERAP FILES: This plan is better than the Bayanihan Fund: Declare Congressmen, Senators, GMA & her Cabinet as GAME & sell hunting stamps to the public. 379) SYERAP FILES: The only time Congressmen tell the truth is when they call each other LIARS. Let's put them in their proper places -- Landfills & Sewers !

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375) SYERAP FILES: GMA tells Pinoys to tighten their belts ... then flies to China using taxpayers' money w/ her family, bloated staff, sip-sips, in-laws & outlaws! 376) SYERAP FILES: Inquirer Sept. 2 banner: "LIVE SIMPLY OR SIMPLY LEAVE". That's exactly what GMA & her cohorts did, simply leave for China! They couldn't live simply. 377) SYERAP FILES: This appeared in the front page business

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373) SYERAP FILES: This one's for Guinness' Book of World Records: Our Ship of State is the only ship in the world that LEAKS from the TOP. 374) SYERAP FILES: Inspired by Ai-Ai delas Alas' hit movie TANGING INA, mother & son Senators Loi & Jinggoy plan to star in a movie entitled, TANGANG MAG-INA.

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369) SYERAP FILES: Mikey asked his mom recently, "Do all Fairy Tales begin with ONCE UPON A TIME ...??" GMA: Nope, some begin with "AND AFTER I'M ELECTED ..." 370) SYERAP FILES: If Ignorance is Bliss, Malacanang must be Paradise ! 371) SYERAP FILES: When GMA finally blows her TAXOPHONE, the Philippines will be singin' the blues ! 372) SYERAP FILES: REPORTER: Sir, as vice-president, what can

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368) SYERAP FILES: Yehey kay GMA!! Thanks to her 'Manufactured Mandate', we now have a president ala VCD -- fake, cheap, pirated & easily replaceable!

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367) SYERAP FILES: (Palace Presscon) BUNYE: ".. at yang kasalukuyang pagbabaha sa Metro Manila at Central Luzon ay kasama sa programang PATUBIG ni Pres GMA .."

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363) SYERAP FILES: REPORTER: mam sigaw ng taong bayan, alisin niyo na rin daw ang PORK niyo. GMA: abay lintek! sobra na sila ha! 'di ko pwedeng hiwalayan si MIKE ! 364) SYERAP FILES: Panawagan lang po sa LTO: Paki CANCEL na ang Driver's License ni VANDOLPH, unless magagarantiya niyong si GMA ang susunod niyang pasahero. 365) SYERAP FILES: Senators (Bo) Bong Revilla & (Litong) Lito Lapid plan

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360) SYERAP FILES: Magre-retire na daw si Oscar Orbos sa programang DEBATE with MARE at PARE Oca and Winnie. Ang papalit daw si FPJ at ang title ay WINNIE The POE. 361) SYERAP FILES: Don't miss FPJ's upcoming public service TV program entitled, "ISUMBONG MO KAY 'TOL POE !" 362) SYERAP FILES: GMA dies & goes to hell, begs Satan for a phone call... SATAN: ok, $25 to the White House, $1 to

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359) SYERAP FILES: MIKE A: Sobra nang Media ngayon, puro lies! GMA: Why?!? MIKE A: Sabi dito sa TRIBUNE, Kotse Naging Pagong! Read it! GMA: (reads) "CAR TURNS TURTLE!"

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357) SYERAP FILES: The Phil Postal Corp has just recalled all newly-circulated 'PGMA STAMPS'. Reason? Pinoys were putting SPIT on the wrong side of the stamps! 358) SYERAP FILES: May mga repetitive tagalog words na ubod ng bastos at nakakahiyang bigkasin tulad ng: PekPek, TiTi, KiKi, SalSal, BulBul ... ConCon at ChaCha !

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352) SYERAP FILES: Malacanang is in search these days for people who can make WRONG THINGS LOOK RIGHT. Jose Pidal's employment agency open 24/7. Contact 0917-CORRUPT. 353) SYERAP FILES: Payo lang po kay NAMFREL chair Joe The Con: Palitan na ang RFM to SRFM (Strong Republic Flour Mills) ... Aminin na kasi e! 354) SYERAP FILES: Dear Mr Iraqi Terrorist: Would u like to trade Angelos? Give us back

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348) SYERAP FILES: Bankrupt na ang gov't., so GMA didnt hire a designer to do her inaugural gown in Cebu. Instead, she decided to borrow the gown of Sto. Nino de Cebu. (Paki balik lang po ang gown!) 349) SYERAP FILES: GMA's 10-PT. Agenda: -Pagnanakaw -Pandaraya -Pagkukurakot -Pangaabuso -Panloloko -Paghihiganti -Pananakot -Pagyayabang -Pagwawaldas -Paninindak 350) SYERAP FILES: The Stage Actors

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343) SYERAP FILES: Q: Anong tawag sa NFA-smuggled 'Gloria Rice' pag ito'y ginawang lugaw? A: Arroyo'z Caldo 344) SYERAP FILES: Flash! TANG Orange Juice to sponsor GMA's Pro-ChaCha drive. It will be called "TANG-INA NG BAYAN SI GLORIA" 345) SYERAP FILES: Syerap Files' contribution to GMA & Co.: (post-election ad) "Ito ang cash sabay-sabay, pabili ng pabili, CoC ko 'to! CoC ko 'to! CoC ko 'tooo!

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342) SYERAP FILES: Pinoy athletes in Greece: Mrs President, paki pull-out na kami dito sa Athens kasi kahit talo kami heroes welcome pa rin may bahay at tricycle pa!

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338) SYERAP FILES: Flash! Nakita na ang missing CoC ng Camarines Norte! Nasa attache case lang pala ni Drilon! 339) SYERAP FILES: An animal lover recently asked a veterinarian if it was Ok for a Hippopotamus to mate with an Ass (Donkey) VET: Yes. Look at Mike and GMA! 340) SYERAP FILES: Welcome to Miriam's brand new condo. Chechen bathtub, Biafran toilet seat, Mongolian mirors, Bolivian

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337) SYERAP FILES: ayaw namin si Rex Borra ang magbibilang ng mga boto ni GMA kasi DULING siya at siguradong DOBLE na naman ang bilang niya!

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336) SYERAP FILES: DOC: i-check-up ko na prostate mo, bukaka pls, pasok ko na po daliri ko. MIKE A: doc dalawang daliri na pasok mo para may second opinion ka!

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331) SYERAP FILES: The Legion of Satan (Phils) has just recently announced that it has officially endorsed GMA (founding chair) as their candidate for president. 332) SYERAP FILES: Pakiusap naman bilang isang kaibigan at kikilalanin kong utang na loob. Iboto mo si GMA sa Martes. 333) SYERAP FILES: GLORIA: Magnanakaw; Mandaraya; Traydor; Doble-Kara; Kapal-Mukha; Mapagkunwari; Sinungaling;

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327) SYERAP FILES: u have 5 choices. 1) a religious bigot; 2) a sick lawyer; 3) a murderous cop; 4) a crooked, cheating, low-life midget; 5) or FPJ ur idol. aminin! 328) SYERAP FILES: After supervising the CHEATING in Mindanao, GMA will be sending False Gentleman Mike and Co. to Iraq asap this time to supervise the LOOTING. 329) SYERAP FILES: A Palace Usec had a 'slip of the tongue' when he

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321) SYERAP FILES: A vote for GMA is a vote for Corruption, Smuggling, Illegal Gambling, Warrantless Arrests, Price Manipulation, Cartels & Immorality! 322) SYERAP FILES: Sabi ng COMELEC: "Make it easier for our teachers on election day. Write names of your Senators alphabetically." 323) SYERAP FILES: While watching a ballerina tip-toe on stage, Sen. NOLI commented, "Ang tanga naman ng

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320) SYERAP FILES: Six years is too long for a lousy, lying, crooked, hypocrite, corrupt, double-faced, ill-mannered, demon-possessed worm like GMA!

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319) SYERAP FILES: Anuncio po galing sa COMELEC para sa mga maka-GMA na boboto sa Mayo 10: Pwede na rin po ilagay sa balota ang alyas ni GMA na "MONEY PAKYAW"

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316) SYERAP FILES: Kaya pala na-disqualify si EDDIE (hello mama, hello papa) GIL ng COMELEC e kasi na-diskubre ni ABALOS na hindi pala NATURAL-BORN ang BUHOK ni GIL ! 317) SYERAP FILES: Q: Anong tawag sa NFA-smuggled 'GLORIA RICE' pag ito'y ginawang lugaw? A: Arroyo's Caldo 318) SYERAP FILES: Mga Pres'l meanings: GMA=Government's Money Akin!; ROCO=Rob Our Country Ok?; FPJ=Free President Joseph

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311) SYERAP FILES: Attn sa mga maka-FPJ: Ang "Panday" pwede isulat sa balota counted for FPJ pero delikado madaling dayain. Pag Y ginawang K, pasok boto kay Tiyanak! 312) SYERAP FILES: Do you want to SMELL TAMOD?? If you vote S-onza, M-aceda, E-strada, L-acson, L-oren, T-atad, A-rroyo, M-ar, O-smena & D-ick, you'll SMELL TAMOD! 313) SYERAP FILES: The real reason why FPJ got mad at Sandra

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305) SYERAP FILES: "A just ruler gives stability to his (her) nation; but one who DELIVERS & ACCEPTS bribes destroys its people"- Prov. 29:4 -- NO TO A CROOKED GMA! 306) SYERAP FILES: In the spirit of unity kuno, FPJ has invited GMA to co-star with him in his last blockbuster film entitled "LONE RANGER & TONTO" 307) SYERAP FILES: The two thieves beside Jesus on Mt. Calvary are long gone. But

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300) SYERAP FILES: Latest Syerap Files survey: Villanueva-35%, Lacson-32%, GMA-4.5%, FPJ-1%... Respondents were asked: "SINO ANG MALAMANG MATATALO?" 301) SYERAP FILES: Flash! Defensor & Bunye admit rumors GMA hits forehead on palace doorknob! ... e kalandian niya kasi pa hi-heels hi heels pa e! 302) SYERAP FILES: Palace Intel shows imminent assassination attempts on GMA if FPJ is cheated.

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295) SYERAP FILES: New DOTC Sec Pagdanganan vows to continue Lil Dick Gordon's WOW Philippines. His new tourism program will be called WOW DAKKEL TI OBET ! 296) SYERAP FILES: Syerap Files (U.P. Chapter) is currently auditioning fresh talents for its upcoming musical play honoring GMA. It will be entitled "EVITAY !" 297) SYERAP FILES: May bago daw political party na magtutulak ng FPJ-GUINGONA

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290) SYERAP FILES: Kaya pala lumamang na si GMA kay FPJ sa latest Pulse Asia survey kasi ang mga respondents daw ay mga employees under the Office of the President. 291) SYERAP FILES: Kaya pala na-disqualify si EDDIE (hello mama, hello papa) GIL ng COMELEC e kasi nadiskubre ni ABALOS na hindi pala NATURAL-BORN ang BUHOK ni GIL ! 292) SYERAP FILES: Si GMA, when she first ran for office, she

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281) SYERAP FILES: Attention kay useless sec Joey Lina: Ang bola po ng Jueteng sa sarili niyong bayan ng Victoria, Laguna ay dalawang beses araw-araw! Magkano sayo?? 282) SYERAP FILES: May overseas company pala si Loren at ang pangalan nito'y ANGARANDA INC., named after two of several men in her life. (Ed Angara & Jonjie Aranda) 283) SYERAP FILES: Q: Why did the Lopez-owned 'NOLI DE CASTRO

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276) SYERAP FILES: REPORTER: Sir sabi ni Defensor it's you who should be giving due respect to GMA and stop calling her Ang Pandak. ROCO: Ok. Ang Pandak Po, better? 277) SYERAP FILES: ROCO: I'm a polite person.. I talk to the bulate, the ipis.. even to the pile of dog shit on the street.. so why not to president GMA also?? 278) SYERAP FILES: Flash! Sabi ng Malacanang, NECK TO NECK na raw ang

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273) SYERAP FILES: Sayang, bugbog sarado sana si GMA kay FPJ, e kaso si Luntiang Loren Lokaren ang napiling running-mate ni FPJ. Tuloy, patas na ang laban! 274) SYERAP FILES: Pag manalo si FPJ, papalitan daw niya ang pangalan GLORIETTA. Ang bagong pangalan daw nito ay magiging POENIETTA 275) SYERAP FILES: Sabi ng ating mga Muslim brothers, pag presidente na si FPJ, ang dapat daw una niyang

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272) SYERAP FILES: Q: Kung sa Barasoain Church si Erap nanumpa nuon as president, saan naman kaya kay FPJ? A: Christ Da King Church

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266) SYERAP FILES: Teka muna, sino ba mas Dayuhan sa kanila, si FPJ ba o ang magkapatid na Fornier? Pagmasdan mabuti... Fornier... Foreigner! o di ba?! 267) SYERAP FILES: Hanep na talaga Malacanang ngayon. Pag pasok mo pa lang,"Welcome sir!", at pag labas mo naman, "Come again sir!" Wow! Dun na ako lagi tatae!! 268) SYERAP FILES: Q: Anong proof na Buwaya nga si Mike Arroyo? A: Tulad ng Buwaya,

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265) SYERAP FILES: Q: Kung dati'y sakit ni Erap ay Triskaidekaphobia (fear of #13), ano naman ngayon sakit ni GMA? A: Fernandopho-bia

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260) SYERAP FILES: BUNYE: mam sorry im late. tagal brownout sa QC! 2hrs kami naipit ni Capco sa elevator! DEFENSOR: ows? kami naman ni Atty Mike 4hrs sa ESCALATOR! 261) SYERAP FILES: Kung sa issue lang ng Pinoy Citizenship paguusapan tungkol kay FPJ, e dapat pati na kay PING kasi di siya Pinoy citizen. Siya'y FILIPINA CITIZEN. 262) SYERAP FILES: Pag manalo si PING, siguradong papalitan ng mga

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256) SYERAP FILES: Sigaw ni GMA sa kanyang kampanya: "BITAYIN ANG MGA MAGNANAKAW, SMUGGLER, TAX-EVADER AT KRIMINAL SA LIPUNAN!!!" - bakit, gusto na ba nyang MABIYUDA?! 257) SYERAP FILES: Malacanang claims evidence against FPJs ciitzenship. Bunye to present to media soon Winnie The Pooh na tatay daw ni Fernan The Pooh jr. 258) SYERAP FILES: GMA=assumptionista; LOREN=oportunista; NOLI=

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251) SYERAP FILES: REPORTER: mam how's your sex life? LOREN: great! Tony & i have oral sex every nite! when he says "FUCK YOU!", i say "FUCK YOU TOO!!!" 252) SYERAP FILES: Dahil talo na si GMA, magtatayo nalang ng Kapampangan restaurant lutong bahay at tatawagin niyang "COOKING NG INA NIYO!" at "FOOD NG INA NIYO!" 253) SYERAP FILES: Changes if FPJ wins: Ermita to Armida; Manila to Manilyn;

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250) SYERAP FILES: Sabi ni Miriam, kano talaga si FPJ kasi ang totoong pangalan ni FPJ ay Fernan The Pooh jr na pinsan daw ni Winnie The Pooh.

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249) SYERAP FILES: FPJ Media Bureau says FPJ will present his PLATFORM in a few days. His carpenters are busy finishing it. Soon, they will start with his CABINET.

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248) SYERAP FILES: FPJ: Loren, mag sori ka na. LOREN: Sa mga pro-Erap? Never! FPJ: No. Kay Ador Mawanay, kasi may utang ka pa sa mga pinakyaw mong 3210 !

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247) SYERAP FILES: "Loren Loren sinta, ang luntiang linta. Aray aray uten, namakyaw ng 3210 ..."

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246) SYERAP FILES: Dati: JOSE VELARDE; Ngayon: JOSE PIDAL; Bukas: JOSE ISLAM ... Sino siya?? Nakatira kaya siya sa Calle Legarda sa Maynila?

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