513) SYERAP FILES: Attn Batasan Bomber: Next time, please park more motorcycles inside the Plenary Hall during a session. (Signed), The Filipino People.
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"I'M MARRIED TO THE COUNTRY" - Gloria Makapili Arroyo (no wonder she keeps SCREWING the Filipino people!)
About Me
- Name: LCB
- Location: Philippines
Undertow was the title of my column for the Philippine Chronicle. I have been blogging since. I am a lover of the Scriptures, having read the entire King James Version (not by choice though) at a younger age. I think I have a little Amish blood in me, having abandoned my car (by choice this time)in my garage for quite some time now, and doing away just fine from many of the comforts in life, having resorted to commuting daily. I am a grandson of Jorge Bocobo, and in my veins I know runs his blood of patriotism and nationalism and a genuine love for God and country. Somehow, more of that same blood has transfused in me and at times at high-blood levels to expose and correct any form of injustice done to the helpless. I love the Law, first God's, and second man's, believing that both must always be an integral part of every human being.
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Thursday, November 08, 2007
512) SYERAP FILES: Halloween party sa Malacanang. Lahat ng Cabinet nag-attend wearing their respective costumes. Si Sec. Raul Gonzalez nag-attend din pero 'di nakapag-costume, pero nanalo pa rin siya ng "Best in Costume" !
511) SYERAP FILES: Notice to the Public: If you see a brand new heavily-tinted black BMW 745i with license plates ZTE 200 with FG Mike on the wheel, that's Ben Abalos' car. BACK OFF!
510) SYERAP FILES: Now it can be told. Dwarves do exist in palaces, sit on high chairs and grant wishes to those who recognize them. Erap wished for a pardon.
509) SYERAP FILES: Perfect combination sina Gloria Macapagal at Ronnie Puno. It's called MACAPUNO! Puno ng corruption, panunuhol, pagsisinungaling, pandaraya, pagnanakaw, bribery, etc., etc.!
508) SYERAP FILES: Tanong: What is the difference between the Philippine Congress and the Durian fruit? Sagot: The PRICKS of the Durian fruit are outside ...
Saturday, July 09, 2005
507) SYERAP FILES: Q: Why did the 'VICE-PRESIDENT NOLI DE CASTRO NATIONAL LIBRARY' close down? A: Someone forgot to return the book
508) SYERAP FILES: Good riddance to you Gloria! A specially-made electric chair should promise to keep you toasty and warm throughout the rainy season.
509) SYERAP FILES: Q: Kung meron Joseph Ratzinger ang Vatican, ano naman meron ang 'Pinas? A: Joseph Lazinger-o
510) SYERAP FILES: Flash! GMA's rating lowest ever! SWS says 3 out of 5 dissatisfied with her. Grabe ha, magkakano kaya ibinayad ng Malacanang sa mga 4 at 5 ??
511) SYERAP FILES: Sigaw ni Mikey Arroyo sa rally sa Pampanga: "Bitayin mga smuggler, mandaraya at kriminal ng lipunan!!! ... Baket?? Gusto na ba niyang MA-ULILA?!?
512) SYERAP FILES: Q: What special feature is added in the cellphones of Mike and Mikey Arroyo? A: 'Call-Jueteng'
513) SYERAP FILES: Q: Kung si FG Mike ay ang "Ama ng Jueteng", at si GMA ang "Lady in Jueteng", sino naman si Mikey Arroyo? A: "Anak ng Jueteng!"
Friday, July 08, 2005
497) SYERAP FILES: Q: Kung ang laro ni Ping Lacson as a boy ay 'Hide-Intsik', ano naman sakit ni Mikey Arroyo as a little boy? A: 'Bed-Jueteng'
498) SYERAP FILES: Find the word that really hurt GMA in this latest from Bush: "We will win the war on terrorism, with the help of RELIABLE allies around the globe."
499) SYERAP FILES: According to our Malacanang mole, presidential spokesman Ignacio Bunye will announce tomorrow that it was not GMA who apologized on TV last night.
500) SYERAP FILES: GMA names Ben Abalos special envoy to the Vatican. Expect Cardinal Vidal to win over Cardinals Ratzinger & Arinze by over a million votes!
501) SYERAP FILES: Attention #1 kay PNP Chief Gen. Arturo Lomibao: Ang labas po sa Jueteng kahapon sa loob ng Malacanang ay 12-27 at 22-9.
502) SYERAP FILES: DATI: Gloria- Ina ng Bayan ... NGAYON: Gloria- Tang Ina ng Bayan!
503) SYERAP FILES: "Kung ano ang bunga, siya'ng puno". If Mikey gets P600,000 a month from Jueteng, magkano kaya kay GMA at Mike??
504) SYERAP FILES: Headline: "GMA to fight destabilizers". Does this mean she'll now fight Mike, Mikey & herself??
505) SYERAP FILES: First Family Aliases: Mike: "Ama ng mga Pustiso"; Gloria: "Tangina ng Bayan"; Mikey: "Anak ng Jueteng!"
506) SYERAP FILES: Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose your job. Recovery is when GMA loses hers!
486) SYERAP FILES: In the Vatican, white smoke from its roof signals a new Pope. In Malacanang, black smoke means GMA is still burning those Election Returns!
487) SYERAP FILES: To Gen. Angelo Reyes: Would you classify receiving 2 Million Pesos each month from Pagcor as "authorized allowance"? Pls. explain to the public.
488) SYERAP FILES: Pinasasauli na ni Mike Arroyo ang lahat ng Pustiso na ibinigay niya sa mga Pulis, kasi dapat daw walang Ngipin mga Pulis laban sa Jueteng!
489) SYERAP FILES: Mapapawalang bisa na kasal ni GMA at Mike Arroyo kasi magkapatid pala sila. Ayon kay Susan Roces: "Ang sinungaling ay kapatid ng magnanakaw!"
490) SYERAP FILES: Angie Reyes had a big smile at Bicutan. Robot & Global, potential witnesses linking him to hostage ransoms and kickbacks of Erap era were silenced.
491) SYERAP FILES: Pinoys were delighted to read the Inquirer banner (Fri, Apr. 29): "Punongbayan killed" ... Akala kasi pinatay na sa wakas ang Head of State nila!
492) SYERAP FILES: REPORTER: Your Eminence, what is your dying wish? SIN: I want to copy the crucifixion & have 2 THIEVES on each side. Pls tell GMA & Mike to volunteer.
493) SYERAP FILES: The Philippine Embassy in Rome was so worried with the Vatican visit of GMA. They couldnt find a $20,000 a night hotel suite anywhere!
494) SYERAP FILES: Another proof that Pinoys want GMA & her fellow-criminals out of Malacanang: Everytime they wave at her, they only do it now with their middle finger!
495) SYERAP FILES: Beware of vicious, blood-sucking, man-eating reptiles in Malacanang namely the: aSAWA, ANAKonda & BAYAWak !
496) SYERAP FILES: God has a "Lie-Clock" for all. You lie, its hands move. The Pope's clock never moved. Gloria's clock?? It's used by Satan as an Electric Fan !
481) SYERAP FILES: Free or not free, it was immoral for a pseudo-1st gentleman to occupy the suite. Sigurado, ninakaw pa nya mga twalya, tsinelas, water heater, etc..
482) SYERAP FILES: GMA's LIES: 1) i wont run for pres; 2) i won!; 3) the crisis is over; 4) the pope told me to lead edsa2; 5) i didnt get a single centavo from jueteng.
483) SYERAP FILES: military movement tonite. more resignations tomorrow. US to intervene soon. Erap's security doubled. Noli buys tagalog-english dictionary!
484) SYERAP FILES: Sa cabinet meeting ngayon, nasaan kaya si GMA?? Siguro nasa ilalim siya ng lamesa bino-blowjob mga cabinet members to buy their loyalty!
485) SYERAP FILES: Clinton & GMA did immoral acts, apologized & shared same alibi: "Lapse in Judgement." But Clinton just had a blowjob. GMA SCREWED the Filipino people!
Monday, February 14, 2005
475) SYERAP FILES: Q: what do Toting Bunye and a Spanish Corrida have in common? A: a lot of Bullshit
476) SYERAP FILES: Beware of the Vampire Vat who's been squatting in Malacanang since 2001. She sucks the lifeblood of every Filipino. Many more are in Congress.
477) SYERAP FILES: Q: what single proof shows that GMA is pro-American and anti-Filipino? A: she shouted "YAHOO!" instead of "YEHEY!"
478) SYERAP FILES: Don't fail to see GMA & FG Mike's latest movie as RP's 1st couple, shot on location in Malacanang entitled, 'VATWOMAN & ROBBING'
479) SYERAP FILES: LAPID: i'm in favor of the 12% VAT, as long as the exemption applies to all. JINGGOY: i agree! LOI: ang galing talaga ng anak ko!
480) SYERAP FILES: Q: who's the primary suspect in the Valentine's Day bombing? A: GMA's kleptocratic, 'instant strong noodles republic'
Monday, January 31, 2005
472) SYERAP FILES: Kawawa naman si Juan dela Cruz, naging gatasan ng Kleptocratic gov't. ni Gloria Arroyo! NO! to 12% VAT! NO! to GMA & her fellow-felons in Congress!
473) SYERAP FILES: SHAME on these so-called "Honorable Congressmen" behind the 12% VAT! a clear conspiracy hatched with Gloria their mama dog against the Filipino people!
474) SYERAP FILES: Q: What's the difference between GMA's 'Strong Republic' (kuno) and the Mafia? A: The Mafia is organized.
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
470) SYERAP FILES: Never hold ur Fart. It may travel to ur Spine & ur Brain. That's how some Congressmen & Sec. Raul Gonzalez get SHITTY ideas like releasing JALOSJOS!
471) SYERAP FILES: Latest IBON survey shows GLORIA's rating plunges to NEGATIVE 74%! Grabe ha, magkano kaya uli ibinayad ng Malacanang sa mga pumabor sa kanya?!?